Man I never thought I'd be writing about Ken Starr, at least not in my Celebrities Blog, but here's a tidbit that ties him to celebrities.
In case you forgot, Ken Starr, seen here fondling an imaginary woman, is the guy who persecuted Bill Clinton over the Monica Lewinsky scandal. In the process he pissed away about a hundred million taxpayer dollars and produced what essentially was a pornographic report on the incident.
These days Starr is the dean of the Pepper-dine University School of Law insuring that he will no longer be subjected to reports of debauchery, or anything else that even remotely resemble fun. He has now been hired by the mayor of Malibu, California to figure out a way to rid the town of Paparazzi. I wonder if we'll start seeing Paparazzi photos of Starr on the cover of gossip magazines as he patrols the streets of Malibu in search of people with cameras. Perhaps he can hire world class snitch Linda Trip to hang out there and rat out any Paparazzi she spies.
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